leprechaun, 50 ft woman

50 ft woman: what is your most prominent strength? i’m really intelligent, i’ve read obnoxious number of books, i’m a good problem-solver, i’m not easily intimidated, i know what i want 

leprechaun: what is your “pot of gold” (or white whale, if you’d rather) *shakes fist at faraway sea* MY MISSING LEG

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