villefort:

really tho like trans dipper is practically canon

-he gets called a “little girl” in headhunters and gets uncomfortable about it
-dipper isn’t his birth name
-whole episode devoted to his manliness im crying
-plus don’t identical twins like run in families? so if stan had an identical twin the chances of mabel and dipper being identical (and dipper being dfab) are higher bc of (pseudo)science

mystery solved